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It’s a fun conversation starter for anyone who appreciates dry humor, cynical jokes, and straight-to-the-point sayings.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDETAILS\u003cbr\u003e• Comfortable classic fit for casual everyday wear\n• Soft, quality fabric designed for lasting comfort\n• Bold “Everything Is Terrible” graphic print\n• Clean minimalist typography that is easy to style\n• Great with jeans, shorts, or your favorite casual outfit\n• Machine wash cold, inside out\n• Tumble dry low\n• Do not iron directly over the printed design\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePERFECT FOR\nBirthdays, casual parties, office get-togethers, family gatherings, vacations, weekend outings, or simply making people laugh.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA funny gift idea for a husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, coworker, friend, introvert, pessimist, or anyone famous for sarcastic one-liners. It also works as a humorous Christmas gift, Secret Santa present, stocking stuffer, or just-because gift.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFAQ\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eQ: What size should I order?\nA: Please check the size chart in the listing photos before ordering. If you prefer a roomier fit, consider sizing up.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eQ: Is this shirt suitable for gifting?\nA: Absolutely. The simple sarcastic message makes it an easy birthday, holiday, or everyday funny gift.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eQ: When will my order ship?\nA: Please check Etsy’s estimated delivery dates for the latest processing and shipping information.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEverything is terrible—but your T-shirt doesn’t have to be. Add this EBOLLO sarcastic tee to your cart and wear the mood!\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOur T Shirts are more than just a “day off” tee, it strikes a colorful chord by itself or paired with a sport or dress shirt.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSoft fabric, 100% combed and ringspun cotton,\nAthletic Heather and Black Heather are 90\/10 airlume combed and ringspun cotton\/polyester\nAlternate Heathers are 52\/48 airlume combed and ringspun cotton\/polyester\nTriblends are 3.8 oz., 50\/25\/25 polyester\/airlume combed and ringspun cotton\/rayon, 40 singles\nRelaxed fit, side seams\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Our Process \u0026amp; Shipping.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e1 business days for us to hand print your tee and double check that it's perfect.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThen allow 2-3 business days for shipping. (Usually, USPS takes 2-3 days) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis design is available on: \nSweatshirts.\nHoodies Sweaters.\nAdult T-shirt .\nYouth T-shirt.\nKids’ T-shirt.\nMen’s tank top.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* If it isn’t available for purchase in this listing, you can request it by contacting us, and we’ll add it right away.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMost orders will ship within one or two business days.\nIf for some reason I can't get the item out within 48 hours I will contact you directly. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* How to care...\nWash inside out with like colors. \nTumble dry low or hang to dry. \nTry not to iron directly over the design. Also, don't iron t-shirts!\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you have any questions please ask! We normally respond in 30 minutes or 1 hour.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAll the best and thank you for shopping,  eBollo.  : )\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLove this design? 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