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A great choice for anyone ready to trade meetings and deadlines for strings and chords.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDETAILS\u003cbr\u003e• Comfortable classic fit for casual everyday wear\n• Soft, quality fabric designed for lasting comfort\n• Professionally printed “My Retirement Plan” guitar graphic\n• Bold design that's easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or holiday layers\n• Machine wash cold, inside out\n• Tumble dry low; avoid ironing directly over the print\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e🎄 CHRISTMAS \u0026amp; HOLIDAY GIFT\nLooking for a Christmas gift for a retired guitarist? This shirt makes a fun Xmas present for Dad, Grandpa, husband, coworker, guitar player, or any music lover enjoying retirement.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for Christmas morning, a holiday party, family matching celebrations, festive family photos, retirement parties, Secret Santa exchanges, or as a stocking stuffer for someone who would rather be playing guitar.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFAQ\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eQ: How do I choose the right size?\nA: Please check the size chart in the listing photos before ordering. For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eQ: When will my shirt ship?\nA: Please check Etsy’s estimated delivery dates at checkout. During the Christmas season, ordering early is recommended.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGive your favorite retiree something that matches the plan: fewer workdays and more guitar days. Choose a size and color, then add this funny EBOLLO retirement shirt to your cart today!\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Our T Shirts are more than just a “day off” tee, it strikes a colorful chord by itself or paired with a sport or dress shirt.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSoft fabric, 100% combed and ringspun cotton,\nAthletic Heather and Black Heather are 90\/10 airlume combed and ringspun cotton\/polyester\nAlternate Heathers are 52\/48 airlume combed and ringspun cotton\/polyester\nTriblends are 3.8 oz., 50\/25\/25 polyester\/airlume combed and ringspun cotton\/rayon, 40 singles\nRelaxed fit, side seams\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Our Process \u0026amp; Shipping.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e1 business days for us to hand print your tee and double check that it's perfect.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThen allow 2-3 business days for shipping. (Usually, USPS takes 2-3 days) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis design is available on: \nSweatshirts.\nHoodies Sweaters.\nAdult T-shirt .\nYouth T-shirt.\nKids’ T-shirt.\nMen’s tank top.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* If it isn’t available for purchase in this listing, you can request it by contacting us, and we’ll add it right away.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMost orders will ship within one or two business days.\nIf for some reason I can't get the item out within 48 hours I will contact you directly. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* How to care...\nWash inside out with like colors. \nTumble dry low or hang to dry. \nTry not to iron directly over the design. Also, don't iron t-shirts!\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you have any questions please ask! We normally respond in 30 minutes or 1 hour.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAll the best and thank you for shopping,  eBollo.  : )\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLove this design? 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