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For a roomier or more relaxed fit, consider sizing up.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eQ: When will my shirt ship?\nA: Please check Etsy’s estimated delivery window at checkout, especially when ordering for Christmas, a holiday party, or a retirement celebration.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eKnow someone officially joining the Retirement Squad? Add this EBOLLO shirt to your cart and give them a funny gift to celebrate life after work!\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOur T Shirts are more than just a “day off” tee, it strikes a colorful chord by itself or paired with a sport or dress shirt.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSoft fabric, 100% combed and ringspun cotton,\nAthletic Heather and Black Heather are 90\/10 airlume combed and ringspun cotton\/polyester\nAlternate Heathers are 52\/48 airlume combed and ringspun cotton\/polyester\nTriblends are 3.8 oz., 50\/25\/25 polyester\/airlume combed and ringspun cotton\/rayon, 40 singles\nRelaxed fit, side seams\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* Our Process \u0026amp; Shipping.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e1 business days for us to hand print your tee and double check that it's perfect.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThen allow 2-3 business days for shipping. (Usually, USPS takes 2-3 days) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis design is available on: \nSweatshirts.\nHoodies Sweaters.\nAdult T-shirt .\nYouth T-shirt.\nKids’ T-shirt.\nMen’s tank top.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* If it isn’t available for purchase in this listing, you can request it by contacting us, and we’ll add it right away.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMost orders will ship within one or two business days.\nIf for some reason I can't get the item out within 48 hours I will contact you directly. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* How to care...\nWash inside out with like colors. \nTumble dry low or hang to dry. \nTry not to iron directly over the design. Also, don't iron t-shirts!\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you have any questions please ask! We normally respond in 30 minutes or 1 hour.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAll the best and thank you for shopping,  eBollo.  : )\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLove this design? 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